This is a song I wrote when I turned 30. Some of you may be able to relate... :)

Over The Hill Blues
Words and Music, Copyright (c) Vikram Madan, 1998-2001
 

Woke up this morning,
    wishing that time would be still
'Cause when I wasn't looking,
    time pushed me over the hill

Seems like yesterday,
    I was 17 and going far
But now the only 17-year old
    I know is my car

Once I had a dream,
    But now I just have a bad knee,
Once I counted stars,
    But now I just count calories

You know you're getting old
    when you start buying broccoli
And you wake up in the morning
    And lust for a cup of coffee

It's been a long time
    since I turned heads walking through a door
I would still check out babes,
    but the babes don't check me out no more

Ain't got no money,
    And now I ain't got no hair
I'm going over the hill
    And I know I'll be staying there

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